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tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

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humorking:

whythatsbullshit:

someclevermoniker:

buzzfeed:

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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velocesmells:

Descent of the great goddess
Still can’t get enough of Okami and its soundtrack ;w;

velocesmells:

Descent of the great goddess

Still can’t get enough of Okami and its soundtrack ;w;

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Ghastly + Dark Haunter + Dark Gengar | Aya Kusube

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mindlessfangirling:

Artist: Kim
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koujackie:

At Walmart. Bought a yellow scarf and a clear umbrella.

Cashier looks at me. I can see their gears turning.

"Shot in the dark," they said. "But this wouldn’t happen to be for a cosplay would it?"

I was like, “Oh… Oh my god.”

"Oh my god!"

"Welp. I know what you’re into."

"You too, though."

Winks were exchanged. Today is a good day.

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pale-chub:

jetgreguar:

fatcattrio:

red+blue=purple

HOW DO I EVEN AVOID REBLOGGING THIS 

"Ooh, a baby alpaca! I can take that item off your hands for 4,625 Bells, if that’s OK?”

pale-chub:

jetgreguar:

fatcattrio:

red+blue=purple

HOW DO I EVEN AVOID REBLOGGING THIS 

"Ooh, a baby alpaca! I can take that item off your hands for 4,625 Bells, if that’s OK?”

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